Qatar

Hello Robinson,
I understand you want to travel and are looking for a name change. Well, yours truly will be traveling to a place that Lonely Planet described as "....best known for being unknown." You're welcome to come along as I do a double century and see the whole country in one day. Wherzat you ask? Grab your Funk & Wagnall. Correction: Make that grab your Rand McNally and look up Qatar. That's far more acceptable than looking up one of the planets in our solar system.
On or about September 25th or so, I'll be heading to Qatar to spend 8 months with my significant other, who will be working as a high school counselor in an international school. I figure the two of us could take a spin around Doha, taking in the complete city in a whirlwind tour. Whataya say? Up for it? If so, let me know how many days you want to spend with me exploring Camel Races, Sand Dune Skiing, and the Emir knows what else.
And as for that new name of yours. Why give up your inherited heritage? Otter works for me. Oh, you need a last name? How about Otter Gottergo?
Hope you can join me for a few days at the end of September.
Slow Joe